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GrouchoMarxists - November 17, 2017, 8:39 pm
Mot claiming any original thought here choker.... I just seem to recall your lame memes on the subject... I'm certain you recall them... You certainly vomited on every one of them. Tissue?

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fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 10:51 pm
Don't worry, bro. I got your back. I gave him some great advice about you. I also gave him some great 'bait.' Thanks for biting X-D hoohoohaahaa ROFLCOPTER Didn't your "Auntie liberal" ever tell you, don't take candy from strangers? Thank you for playing
OTC - February 26, 2014, 9:18 pm
Hope you 2 girls had fun with your gossip
OTC - February 26, 2014, 7:34 pm
I think he should have been given a 'medal' of honor
RonaldReagan - February 26, 2014, 4:21 pm
fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 3:54 pm
What can I say?You got me red-handed! :-) OTC and I go WAY back.Yes,he and I are close friends.The best of friends in fact.But I think you got my pal all wrong.You deeply misunderstand him.Here,I will PERSONALLY message you and tell you ALL about him X-D
RonaldReagan - February 26, 2014, 1:38 am
What's your beef? Did the make-believe "marine" send you to fight his battles for him now? You one of his pals? And who you supposed to be-From World War 2? FOXnews, btw, is heads and shoulders above anything the liberal media has to peddle.Spell it right
fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 12:39 am
You're joking Mr.President (lol)Right? Funny,I hear his voice when you post. As much as I admire your spunk,this is plain silly. Seriously,Snow is a tool of the highest order.Like a**ange,he pretends it’s all about justice,but it's really all about 'him'
RonaldReagan - February 14, 2014, 1:37 pm
This man should be given a metal of honor.
AlphaForce - January 28, 2014, 6:18 pm
I'm proud to be a p***ert. I'm amazed at some of my friends and the illegal things they say on the phone. I've been telling them for years they need to watch what they say. I bet they all freaked out when the NSA thing came out.
Curlyrocks - January 28, 2014, 9:54 am
I agree with you that the phone or E-mail is already too easy to hack for people with a secret. But I wasn't so open about being a disgusting p***ert I would say the government has no right to know what me and other consenting adults do.
AlphaForce - January 28, 2014, 3:26 am
Frankly I could care less about them spying on people. 1) I don't have anything to hide. 2) DON'T Discuss anything on the phone you want to hide. Anyone can listen, even every day people. Modern Technology makes it available to everyone.
MashiMashi - December 22, 2013, 12:54 pm
now that it's cold in Russia he wants to goto Brazil to investigate if America was spying on them.....hmmm not Donkeystand or outer slobovia but Brazil, this is your hero. Rally around everybody what sacrififce.
Renza - June 26, 2013, 10:22 am
yeah, bureaucratic channels are known for their efficiency, surely it would have been effective to use those rather than just give the information out.
StoneTools - June 26, 2013, 9:03 am
As a govt contractor, I can tell you that there are, most a**uredly, vehicles to report waste, fraud, and abuse which will not splash back on the reporting individual. Congress is not in the list of whistleblower capable channels.
Renza - June 26, 2013, 7:42 am
I'm sure if he told congress - who already knew about the program before hand - they would do something about it, right?
Curlyrocks - June 25, 2013, 9:04 pm
I'm sorry I try not to be a total conspiracy nut but since it's already proven I can tell you there is no legal channel to stand up against this. There are billions in $ at play here and any threats to those construction and tec contracts will be buried.
StoneTools - June 25, 2013, 5:21 pm
There are legal channels for classified programs to report waste, fraud, and abuse without retribution. He ignored them.
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 3:30 pm

will the head of the CIA be on trial for breaching the laws established by the constitution? is the greater threat to american freedom the actions taken against its own people by its own people.
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 12:01 pm
A whistleblower uses any channels to raise concerns, even "illegal" ones when others are impossible to use... EVER CONSIDERED THAT?
WTFO - June 18, 2013, 11:16 pm
This POS is not a whistleblower or a watchdog. Watchdog agencies work from outside the govt mainly thru FOIA requests. Whistleblowers work from within the govt but utilize legal channels to raise concerns. Regardless of the NSA's actions, he's a traitor.

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GrouchoMarxists - November 17, 2017, 8:42 pm
Your memefails are proof liberals don't use logic....

ENERGY INDEPENDENCE - If we could just harness the wind from this blowhard.

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BlackLivesMatter - March 28, 2016, 11:13 am
/so, you're sayin, "because all candidates suck, "VOTE TRUMP!~if you are corrupt, go big or go home!" - world class brilliant logic you got there./
freasy - March 28, 2016, 10:23 am
And whats the difference between any other Candidate???

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truthteller - May 1, 2016, 1:29 am
got my political fix for the evening. Catch y'all on the flip.
truthteller - May 1, 2016, 12:52 am
I heard a funny joke when I went hiking with some Canadians buddies the other day.They said to me either you Americans will have the first woman president, the first Jewish president, the first Canadian-born President, or your LAST President.
freasy - April 4, 2016, 10:39 am
There is no choice, Hilary and Trump, that is the best we can do???


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terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:47 pm
and that leaves people with two options: drive a grassroots campaign to create another party (good luck), OR move to another country where the voting system isnt completely rigged.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:46 pm
because of the way the US voting system works, the big two can completely ignore what the people want, with no danger of another party deciding to represent the wishes of the people.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:45 pm
which means that even if 99% of US voters want the government to do something (or not do something), it doesnt matter at all, becauase NONE of them are going to throw away their pick of the big two over a single issue.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:43 pm
in australia, the major parties adopt the popular policies of small parties, because if they dont, those small parties could become a threat. in the US, small parties cannot pose a threat
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:43 pm
thats kinda like telling ISIS that "killing is bad, m'kay?". they arent going to listen, EVER. the parties dont represent their voters, they have a set ideological position and they dont have to follow what the voters want because of the way voting works.
Zeitguy - October 3, 2014, 11:35 pm
So you're telling me I have a chance. I hear ya !
Curlyrocks - October 2, 2014, 8:41 pm
You can vote for the Libertarians or if you're a liberal you can vote for Ralph Nader, or you can draw a ***k on your ballot for all the good that'll do. But in all honesty any vote not for a major party tells the major party's to shape up.
Zeitguy - October 2, 2014, 1:21 am
Can I have another choice? Oh yeah I forgot that democracy in modern day America means that you have the choice of being slowly deprived of freedom by the left or right.

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KOUNTDOWN TO KEITH - Oh My! Suspended for donating to candidates. Keith Overdrive unemployed- Next stop- back to being a blowhard sportscaster instead of a blowhard pundit! Priceless



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fauxnews - March 16, 2016, 11:44 pm
Kasich is delusional, but Trump isn't? Translation - you're delusional.
Libertas - March 16, 2016, 11:24 pm
when he talks his "karate-chop' style of communicating is very distracting, but if you listen carefully enough, you can tell he's delusional

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Curlyrocks - March 7, 2016, 10:33 am
I kinda like Arianna, and I hate Trump, but that was real funny.

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2016, 5:52 pm

Still no pm's......and don't alter a user's name to use as cheap insults. I'm only warning you once.
BlackIsBeautiful - October 11, 2016, 3:07 pm
Trump and his followers may try to insincerely pass this off as "locker room banter." But what Trump described on that [email protected] was kissing women without consent,grabbing their genitals.That is $exual a$$ault. He bragged that he has $exually a$$aulted women
BlackIsBeautiful - October 11, 2016, 3:02 pm
-and 2. meant to cover the awkwardness of everyone showering together. No one here was vulnerable or in a situation where they should reasonably expect privacy — they were all prepped for a TV appearance, and they all knew they were miked.
BlackIsBeautiful - October 11, 2016, 3:00 pm
[i.e.: n a k e d]
BlackIsBeautiful - October 11, 2016, 3:00 pm
Let's not mince words about this - Trump bragged About $exual a$$ault, period. This wasn't "locker room" talk. "Locker-room talk" implies that everyone is vulnerable [i.e: n****] and the conversations that go on are 1. meant to stay private and-
fauxnews - October 11, 2016, 11:15 am
P.S.For the record, most grown men do not talk or behave like that.Again,this isn't boys will be boys stuff.This is Trump clearly celebrating his ability to (by the standard of the law) se.xually as.sault someone.It would be dishonest to suggest otherwise
fauxnews - October 11, 2016, 11:07 am
(Trump then notices a h'ot women nearby)"Whoa!I’ve got to use some Tic Tacs,just in case I start kissing her.You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait!"(3/3)
fauxnews - October 11, 2016, 11:07 am
(He then makes fun of her for refusing to get with him) "Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony t*** and everything. She’s totally changed her look."(2/3)
fauxnews - October 11, 2016, 11:07 am
***(The actual Trump transcript)***: "I moved on her and I failed. I’ll admit it. I did try and f**k her. She was married! And I moved on her very heavily in fact.I moved on her like a b****, but I couldn’t get there,and she was married..."(1/3)
fauxnews - October 11, 2016, 11:07 am
(Trump concludes his rant where he quite clearly brags about how being a celebrity lets you do whatever you want,even as.sault)"And when you’re a star, they let you do it.You can do anything! Whatever you want.Grab them by the p-ssy. You can do ANYTHING."
fauxnews - October 11, 2016, 10:53 am
...You are right, though. Locker room talk IS different than s'exual as.sault. The problem is that Trump is doing more than "lockerroom talk." He's bragging about his experiences and desire s'exually as.saulting women for sport. It's Trump words, not mine
fauxnews - October 11, 2016, 10:51 am
...Trump then offered his reasoning: speaking from personal experience, about how him being a celebrity affords him the right to do "anything he wants" to women, even going up and disrespectfully grabbing the genitals of any women he wanted.
fauxnews - October 11, 2016, 10:48 am
P.S. Trump quite defended his right to s'exually a**.ault women. The audio ***e begins with him bragging about the time he tried to force himself on a married women, only to be rebuffed, joking that he just starts kissing them without getting consent....
fauxnews - October 11, 2016, 10:46 am
...you are arguing for false equivalence, another popular fallacy used by Trump supporters, and we don't have to grade Trump's awful behavior on a curve against anything Hillary 'allegedly did' (read: lies invented by the right).
fauxnews - October 11, 2016, 10:45 am
Show me an audio recording where Hillary verbally abused someone, then maybe you might have a point. For now, all the so-called evidence from her on that are by debunked far-rightwing books (read:hit jobs). Plus, two wrongs don't make a right...
JohnGalt - October 11, 2016, 6:44 am
And potty-mouth Hillary never verbally abused anyone? A friend in the government has told stories the pretty much align with all that has been published by others as to her abuse, insults and disrespect for "the commoners" and staff. Inexcusable.
JohnGalt - October 11, 2016, 6:40 am
talk about wild claims: I don't recall the ***e saying "its my right, to grab some p#$$y" Yout choice of words, as always is unbelievable, putting words in other people's mouths..... locker room talk is very different than actual ***ual a$$ault
dudlery - October 10, 2016, 8:59 pm
coming right up. Did you also ask fauxnoise for the one I supposedly sent him?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 10, 2016, 1:34 pm

OK dudlery.....Let's see the PM's.
fauxnews - October 9, 2016, 10:35 pm
P.S.Not interested in the game you're playing here.If you're claiming to "know others here" that are allegedly being bothered by me "in private" then so much for you pretending to be new around here.Moving forward,in your lil'game,count me out.Cheers {:^)
fauxnews - October 9, 2016, 10:20 pm
If you've changed your mind,and you dont wanna debate me now,that's your call.If that invite was meant as some kind of bait,my bad for trusting you.As for your threats and false allegations,please discuss it with the admins.I have nothing to hide(2/2)
fauxnews - October 9, 2016, 10:13 pm
Nope. I never responded in private to your friendly PM inviting me to debate. You told me to find you here because you don't check your inbox.So after I deleted your friendly invite, I did exactly what you asked of me: I found you "here." (1/2)
dudlery - October 9, 2016, 9:38 pm
but I'm about to turn over some pm's from you and a couple others that violate the TOS for this site
dudlery - October 9, 2016, 9:36 pm
you haven't received a single pm from me.
Dwydwyyr - October 9, 2016, 5:57 pm
The choice Trump and his misogynistic-enabling conservatard supporters are making now when they try to scapegoat Hillary for this fiasco is not just losing their election, but losing it without dignity. Nice hole you're digging there, it's the GOP's grave
Dwydwyyr - October 9, 2016, 5:51 pm
Right now S.T.D.onald Trump is caught red-headed on audio bragging, in his own voice, about how fun it is to a.ssault women, with him even detailing and confessing to an instance of it in graphic detail. You have no real evidence like that on Hillary.
Dwydwyyr - October 9, 2016, 5:47 pm
Tsk. The propaganda source you listed is filled with hearsay [fake] quotes from biased conservatard-wingnut books that have been debunked.When you can actually produce an audio recording of Hillary saying those things, then maybe you'd have a point.
BlackIsBeautiful - October 9, 2016, 12:05 pm
Well, dudlery, Hillary can't be THAT "disastrous" a candidate. She's beating Trump like a drum right now and headed for an increasingly-probable landslide victory, with a Democratic Senate dragged in by her coattails no less. Sarcasm fail much?
fauxnews - October 9, 2016, 11:48 am
P.S. Got your PM challenging me to a debate here, dudlery. Not necessary to message me, if you post a comment to my meme, I get an email telling me as much and I will respond if I have the time. Just an friendly F.Y.I. Cheers
fauxnews - October 9, 2016, 11:45 am
It's not evidence of Obama bragging about s'exually hara'ssing married women for sport, something we do have on Trump right now. Even Giuliana conceded today that's what Trump described. Having fun losing your election and crying about it here?
fauxnews - October 9, 2016, 11:44 am
*yawn* Trying listing something from a real source, not a right-wing propaganda website, Trump supporter.
fauxnews - October 9, 2016, 11:43 am
I was speaking to Trump supporter JG.
dudlery - October 9, 2016, 11:42 am
Since when is "Dreams of My Father" a classic book?
dudlery - October 9, 2016, 11:37 am
normal speech for hillary: http://endingthefed.com/the-list-hillarys-filthy-fking-potty-mouth-puts-trump-to-shame.html
dudlery - October 9, 2016, 11:36 am
huh? Which trump supporter is supporting hillary?
fauxnews - October 9, 2016, 10:44 am
...So I can't be drinking the Kool-Aid when you are hoarding it all to yourself. And I don't like "orange" flavored. P.S. As I've said before, JG, enjoy your denial. "Mate", indeed. {:^D
fauxnews - October 9, 2016, 10:41 am
Says the Trump supporter who is supporting the most corrupt and disastrous candidate in American history. No Christian conservative has any excuse to support Trump by this point. And saying, "But Hurr durr, Hillary made me do it!" was never believable.
JohnGalt - October 9, 2016, 10:06 am
laughable, while hiding behind a huge corrupt pay for play organization, supported by the media. Keep drinking the kool aid mate. I watch all news sources and neither side is blameless, however liberals like to ignore the faults in their own candidates
fauxnews - October 9, 2016, 1:46 am
JohnGalt - October 8, 2016, 11:27 pm
fauxnews - October 8, 2016, 10:31 pm
Let me know when you actually have something to say or offer (of value) to this conversation,newbie. Back to watching the soap opera of Trump and his R'APEpubliKKKlan supporters lose their election,and destroy what left of your GOP party. *eating popcorn*
dudlery - October 8, 2016, 10:11 pm
mccain is not now, nor has he ever been, on point about anything
dudlery - October 8, 2016, 10:09 pm
omfg! nooooooooo, someone called a reporter an a**hole! Isn't that equivalent, in the tiny leftwad mind, of renting out the lincoln room in the white house for donations? Nah, what american would do that?
dudlery - October 8, 2016, 10:05 pm
doesn't matter what obama says, you leftards will doe a 90 degree bend for him while trashing any american who stands up to your globalist bull****
fauxnews - October 8, 2016, 5:47 pm
Say what you want,but Obama has never boasted about s'exually a'ssaulting women.McCain was on point with that above quote.And this is just the beginning of Trump's tailspin.Cheers dudlery and welcome to Politifake(I won't hold your fails against you) {:^)
fauxnews - October 8, 2016, 5:44 pm
P.S.From a respected Republican:"Trump’s behavior this week,concluding with the disclosure of his demeaning comments about women and his boasts about se'xual as'saults,make it impossible to continue to offer even conditional support for his candidacy."
fauxnews - October 8, 2016, 5:41 pm
...in a conversation ***ed only months after marrying his latest wife. Compare Trump to Obama, Obama will still be President (thank gawd) after Trump has lost his election to become one (haha). No need for you to confess to failed clowning. Duh.(2/2)
fauxnews - October 8, 2016, 5:38 pm
This isn't about a candidate using foul language. Cheney and Bush called a reporter a major league a**h#le for instance. This is about a sociopathic putz named Trump bragging about his right to s'exually as'sault and grope married women...(1/2)
dudlery - October 8, 2016, 4:56 pm
for fun compare obama's status to that of trump: Obama President (thank god not for long) - trump running for president. #clownfail
dudlery - October 8, 2016, 4:55 pm
and the lines he chose to read were soooooo presidential, weren't they?
fauxnews - October 8, 2016, 3:10 pm
So....Obama reading out of classic book *versus* Trump confessing to ***ually harassing and groping married women for sport. For fun compare Obama's approval ratings to Trump's and his standing in the polls for a reality check. #trollfail
dudlery - October 8, 2016, 3:04 pm
and before you leftards jump in with their excuses, this isn't boys will be boys stuff. This is obama being a turd.
dudlery - October 8, 2016, 3:03 pm
fauxnews - October 8, 2016, 1:56 am
P.S. And before Republicans jump in with their excuses, this isn't boys will be boys stuff. This is Trump celebrating his ability to s'exually a**ault someone, and confessing to it with pride. Cheers Trump supporters.
fauxnews - October 8, 2016, 1:48 am
Correction: This has now been upgraded to a Category 5 political Disaster www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2016/10/07/ryan-mcconnell-silent-on-lewd-trump-video/
fauxnews - October 8, 2016, 1:47 am
Trump Campaign disaster upgraded to Category 4 disaster... "If someone, quote, grabbed someone by the p—y, to quote Donald Trump, on a subway or on a bus or at a school, they would be in jail." Didnt realize Trump "rigged" the election against himself X^D

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fauxnews - July 13, 2015, 12:11 am
Yeah, there are no poor Latino immigrant conservatives....It's all just a big left-wing conspiracy, mannnnnnnnn *in my best Dennis Hopper voice* X-D
Libertas - July 12, 2015, 11:11 pm
Now wait a minute, that's micro-agression, calling them undocumented immigrants. Lets take a lesson from Minnesota. Lets call them invasive immigrants or better yet, unregistered Democrats

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KaBoom - June 19, 2015, 5:14 pm
A "bloviating windbag" for sure, but that style made him very wealthy. You don't think he could make America economically strong with the same attitude targeted at governance? Maybe we need a businessman rather than a career politician?

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Bandit5906 - January 29, 2016, 12:28 am
Entirely different situation!

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